Friday, September 26, 2008

Republican John McCain Changes Mind, Will Debate

In related news, Walter Reed Medical Center Reports Abnormal Brain Missing

Republican McCain Wants To Destroy America

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Republican McCain No Longer Running For President

Friday, September 19, 2008

If You Liked "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat," Then You'll Love "The McCain Who Mistook Himself for Obama"

Republican John McCain LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

Republican John McCain Will Act Illegally

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Republican John McCain Is Unfit to Lead US

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Republican Sarah Palin Is Guilty in Troopergate

Republican John McCain Is Herbert Hoover

Monday, September 15, 2008

Republican John McCain Doesn't Understand Our Economy

Republican John McCain Lies to You Because He Thinks You Are Stupid

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Palin Charges Rape Victims For Exams

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

McCain will bring back the draft and everyone under 21 will be sent to Iraq.