Republican John McCain Changes Mind, Will Debate
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Republican McCain Wants To Destroy America
Republican McCain No Longer Running For President
If You Liked "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat," Then You'll Love "The McCain Who Mistook Himself for Obama"
Republican John McCain LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
Republican John McCain Will Act Illegally
Republican John McCain Is Unfit to Lead US
Republican Sarah Palin Is Guilty in Troopergate
Republican John McCain Is Herbert Hoover
Republican John McCain Doesn't Understand Our Economy
Republican John McCain Lies to You Because He Thinks You Are Stupid
McCain will bring back the draft and everyone under 21 will be sent to Iraq.